May 2012
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When I'm mad, I do constructive things... like...
Nah for real though I’m just kidding. Sort of.
Okay… maybe I’m not.
Yeah…. I’m not.
NOW, even though it may seem like I was going to, I’m actually not going to talk smack about anyone today though I feel like it may be warrented… but then again that could just be me being…me. I’m a bit tired and I don’t feel like getting all negative...
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That glorious moment when you delete your Facebook...
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Dates
Are often times a waste if time which is why I’m very ehhhhhhhh about going on them but I went tonight on a casual “get together” and….it was nice.
Idk if it was the 3 mojitos I downed or what but my date and I had a rather enjoyable time. Small talk, awkward but funny times… the works.
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That annoying moment when you ask the name of...
How long have you worked here buddy cause your incompetance is quite astonishing.
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In the Move "Marie Antoinette" isn't the French...
Yo...
So I’m watching “When A Stranger Calls” and it’s the part where the guy is all like “How were the children” and of course the girl starts to freak out and close all the blinds and stuff and I was just thinking to myself… how many goddamn signs does this girl need to understand that she’s in a pretty dire fucking situation.
1) The housekeeper...
"When A Stranger Calls"
The one movie that makes me think twice before accepting a job as a babysitter.
Word Soup: People who try to ruin something you... →
night-time-venting:
Don’t you hate those people who try to demean something you like? whether it is a book, a band, a food, or any random thing, they always want to shame you into not liking it. Why can’t i like what i like, and you like what you like? is that so difficult? is proving the apparent quality of your…
Boom. Someone who speaks the truth about people. I knew a guy who did this...
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Children of the Corn...
Is the funniest scary movie I’ve ever watched in my life.
It’s basically about this man and wife who are traveling to california and they go through nebraska where these kids have practically taken over the town called Gatlin. They believe in the bible but they single out all the parts about the little children being the leaders of the world and so on and so forth and to make things...
devinjacob asked: Hey thanks for the follow! Also, saw that you were watching the movie Husk, apart from it also reminding me of Jeepers Creepers it reminded me of the Goosebumps book "The Scarecrow Walks At Midnight" and the Are You Afraid Of The Dark episode "The Tale of the Silent Servant"
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Watching scary movies with Panda
Is the most fun thing ever. He’s so unfazed by everything its amazing. I don’t have to think about him freaking the hell out or screaming randomly or anything like that.
My mom’s poor little dog just looks up every now and then at the T.V. when the shits about to hit the fan and I swear, if he could shake his head or roll his eyes, he would. It’s so cute and awesome at the...
When you're watching a scary movie and you're like...
Your funeral asshole.
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Watching this SYFY Movie with Scarecrows called...
So, basically, these kids were on a roadtrip through fucksvill and their car OF COURSE gets jacked up right next to a Jeepers Creepers worthy cornfield filled with scarecrows. So, when they try their old flip phones to call for help, they realize that their not working but somehow they realize that they are near this house that’s situated off the road in the middle of the cornfield they...
Young$ is HILARIOUS!
You guys should see her dance right now. It’s absolutely to DIE FOR.
With her Private Lessons Dance Remix and Mako’s scarf. lol SHIT!
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Girls Are Stupid - About Me's
I hate when girls fill out their “About Me’s” and its always one of these:
I’m just your average girl. Nothing special about me.
I like to party and do crazy shit and I don’t give a fuck who is watching.
I’m super chill. Like REAAAAL chill.
I’m da best bitch u will eva m33t ma NIGGA cuz Im dat real nigga wit dat realest flo!!!!
Like..what the...
I'm gonna start vlogging.
Because I can.
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I'm not Hungover but I sleep like it.
“You sleep like you’re hung over.” - Young$
Um….. this is quite a statement to hear when I wake up in the morning. Like…what does that even mean? I don’t sleep like I’m hung over. I sleep like a normal 21 year old adult who has had a semi-crazy night with her best friend so don’t judge me. I don’t even understand what she mean but apparently,...
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Most Awkward MOMent Ever:
I was laying on my couch staring at my laptop when I realized that I could hook it up to my TV and play some old jams I found. Now mind you, I have a large TV which means GREAT sound comes out of it, so I hooked up my laptop, set up some kind of crazy lazer looking visualizer, pressed play, cranked up the tunes, (like a boss) and started getting into it like i was the best motherfucker in the...
I was gonna do some productive stuff today.
HA.
WAS.
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Today...
Wasn’t as great as I thought it would be. Photoshoot didn’t go down. In fact, my BFF didn’t show until around 8 but when she did, we decided that since we only had a few hours to hang out, we might as well do something fun and sponatneous.
So we drove out to the woods by her house where we used to play make-believe.
We gathered up some sticks and stones,
Lit ourselves a...
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Tomorrow...
Is going to be awesome. My Bff is in town for the day to do a art project so I’ll be part of her “photoshoot” and be spending some time with her before she heads back home. I’m super excited to see what we are going to be doing this time. Last time it was a doll theme and she dressed me up in all sorts of dresses and awkward poses. This time my only hint is...
Woke up this morning and the police were at my door. Apparently there was a robbery and they were checking to make sure everything was OK. Awkwardly enough…one of the police officers was a friend of mine from elementary years. He was one of those kids who was dorky and scrawny and now he’s apparently a badass with some fine muscle structure ….I must say. He looked damn good.
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Dude... no one cares. Go take a nap already.
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Todays series of events
Woke up ticked that my laptops were jacked up to all eternity.
Budgeted my life out for the next two years.
Went to work.
Came home with a free pair of shorts.
Mom let me know about her series of unfortunate events.
Then fixed my old laptop.
THEN we got drinks.
So I’m sitting here drinking listening to drake and loving on my old HP.
OH! And Wendy’s came out with MACARONI AND...
