March 2012
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Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the...
☺More Laughs Here.
You’re laughing right now cause you know its true.
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I just want to dance, sing, write my stories, and...
February 2012
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Pirates???
So I’m watching the news and I hear that this cruise ship has been drifting around without power and there’s a race to rescue the passangers from pirates that are in the surrounding area. At first, I’m like “OMG! PIRATES!?” thinking you know… Jack Sparrow-esque pirates on a grand ship like the Black Pearl about to take the people of that cruise ship hostage...
Oh well.
We aren’t friends.
We can be friends.
But we wont be friends.
Why?
Cause you don’t want friendship like I do. You don’t care like I do. Instead, you prioritize. You make excuses. You lie and sit home and do nothing cause you, my friend, are selfish.
But its cool. We all have to be a little selfish sometimes. So you chill. Drink your little fruit drink and dont be surprised when...
So... I'm currently
Melting away my headaches and annoyances and frustration while drowning in a ocean of pillows and sheets straight out of the dryer. I step short of heaven… but I’m telling you; If I could throw my mattress in the dryer, this WOULD be heaven. Young$ knows how comfy my bed is…. with the extra magic from the dryer…mmmmm it’d be like the sun rolling off you on a cold...
My family has this crazy notion....
That I’m a wild child in disguise. If its not my mom creeping around every corner to see if I’m knocked up and carrying her biracial grandbabies, its my aunt who thinks I’m a sex fiend. Today I called her to let her know I was headed in her direction and she gets all excited till I tell her in staying in a hotel. Note: my aunt has 8 kids and a one bedroom apartment so…...
Please? :3
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mum,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on
Dear boyfriend
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“Stop thinking of everyday as just a new day and start thinking of it as THE day...”
“The big big bang. The reason I’m alive.”
– Rock mafia
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The stuff I do for my friends...
Is absolute shenanigans. I’m up at 4, clearly wasting valueable sleep time, because I’m finishing up with spring break plans.
Some crackheaded stuff.
I mean… if any of you have been strapped for time you would know that 1) flights change in price PROMPTLY at 12 am. 2) watching sappy movies during planning is a horrible thing to do and 3) your parental unit arguing with you or...
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“You need to take a deep fucking breath and calm yourself down because if you...”
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So pissed.
Really now..
So… I broke my old camera and then woohoo! I bought a new badass one. Great. Then I try the stuff out, go to upload and realize that my computer is now jacked up…and my neck hurts….and those damn checkers fully loaded fries are clogging my arteries and I can feel it…literally. ugh.as much as I am blessed, there is always something that brings my behind right down again till...
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I miss summer... most of all, I miss staying up...
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“Its sad cause she did crack AND cocaine.”
– Young$s grandmother
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"Men are interesting creatures. They'll kill...
One of the things my cousin just told me on webcam. He becomes so philosophical when he’s high. lol
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So...my friend told me today that he couldn't ever...
(Jokingly)
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Who's A boss and just fixed her laptop? This...
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Had an epic night...
That I’ll definately be vlogging about tomorrow! :D
You know…
On my other, other blog. :) Tee hee.
But I’ll post pictures of my epic night here too. Just so no one feels left out lol
Today........ I found what I was looking for.
And duh moment, it was in a church.
Damnation....
So… I went to run some errands for my mom today and on the way, I met up with my pastor. He came over to me to say hi and I responded back politely. Then he struck up a conversation and to be honest, I wasn’t into hearing him talk because I had a lot of other things on my mind like…. my mom asking me to leave the house when her ex husband and current douche showed up to...
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Just saying...
My post wasn’t mentioning anything about today.