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This.is.scary.

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When I’m mad, I do constructive things… like talk shit.

Nah for real though I’m just kidding. Sort of. Okay… maybe I’m not. Yeah…. I’m not.

NOW, even though it may seem like I was going to, I’m actually not going to talk smack about anyone today though I feel like it may be warrented… but then again that could just be me being…me. I’m a bit tired and I don’t feel like getting all negative to make myself feel positive today (That’s probably the realest shit you’re going to read today btw).

So why the post?

Well…. im just trollin. :) Really, I’m in that mode where I’m tired but I cant sleep… so… I’m gonna make some dumb posts… lol boring I know… I would write something interest about shenanigans at work or fake Italians or something but eh… today’s not that day.

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That glorious moment when you delete your Facebook and Tumblr welcomes you home.

:p

Dates

Are often times a waste if time which is why I’m very ehhhhhhhh about going on them but I went tonight on a casual “get together” and….it was nice.

Idk if it was the 3 mojitos I downed or what but my date and I had a rather enjoyable time. Small talk, awkward but funny times… the works.

That annoying moment when you ask the name of someone’s manager and they have to ask their other employees who the manager is.

How long have you worked here buddy cause your incompetance is quite astonishing.

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